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[jellies]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies]

[jellies]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

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[oersae]

[pancakeke]

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[paladihn]

so i wanted to compile a list of memes that it’s always sunny in philadelphia has given us and there turned out to be a lot more than i expected so here

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[dwight-schrutes]

iconic

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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[babylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

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[fleamontpotter]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

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[aprilslady]

That’s it. The best version of the meme. We’ve done it lads

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[toomanyfeelings]

You can be depressed and not feel sad or blue. Depression can also be a haze of sleepiness, distractedness/obsessiveness cycles, and a twinge of irritability that can be hard to recognize because you might already be a “fiery” person. It can feel like a lazy Sunday that keeps imposing itself for weeks or months.

[chronicallyquirky]

Can we just… I’ll leave this here.

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was wandering in a desert and suddenly Violent J appeared while riding on an ostrich and started rapping to me about the dangers of industrial shrimp farming.

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[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

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Getting ready for pride month

[profeminist]

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Damn I haven’t been on tumblr in fucking forever

What’s good fam

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[gritos]

Every Goddamn email in my inbox right now: THIS IS IT, THE LAST CHANCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, TO BUY ANYTHING,

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[jameshalpert]

they thought.