Fuck it, thug life.
Posted 22 minutes ago

Quit smiling, you’re supposed to be professional.

(Source: istillbelieveinthebatman)

Posted 49 minutes ago

Sometimes hugs can ease pain.

(Source: walkingdeaths)

Posted 1 hour ago
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

Plans for tomorrow:

  1. Complete and post my Ice Bucket Challenge
  2. Take my dog to the beach cuz he deserves it
  3. Go watch If I Stay and cry my eyes out with smile-if-you-love

Hopefully I can complete my list with out being the lazy piece of shit that I usually am.

Also special shout out to kaijukunt for being a super cutie <3

Posted 3 hours ago

aseaofquotes:

Francine Prose, Goldengrove

Posted 3 hours ago

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  1. boy: i hate being poor
  2. grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  3. mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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I am not an easy person to love. Some days I will whisper how beautiful you are while planting gentle kisses all over your body. You will giggle and try to fight me off and in that moment my heart will have never felt so light.

But other days when my mind is a storm cloud threatening to explode, I will be a bundle of emotions that I cannot quite keep contained. I will be cold, distant, and you will look at me like I am not the same person you fell in love with.

I am a broken light switch. My moods flicker without anyone flipping me on and off. I wake up each morning and wonder which me you will encounter that day. I always hope it is the one who makes you want to stick around.

I am not easy to love. But what I need you to understand is that whether there is a war waging inside of my mind or I am the kind person that you adore, I will always love you.

I will love you in the morning. I will love you when you cry. I will love you when I am angry. I will love you when you’re being stubborn. I will love you when I don’t even love myself. I will love you.

I know that there will be days when you want to give up on me but I am asking you, please don’t. You see, you are the only one who has been able to settle the storm inside of me before I even realize it is surfacing.

I am not easy to love but I promise that I will always put up a fight. And I will love you no matter which me my light switch flips on that day.

Posted 4 hours ago

jcoleknowsbest:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Live from #Ferguson by Rosa Clemente:

An hour ago, Jessica Care Moore Talib Kweli, folks from the Fellowship of Reconcillation, Philp Agnew of Dream Defenders, Bgyrl ForLife Malik from Occupy the Hood and Trymaine Lee from MSNBC and many others were chased like animals by the cops. We ran to get away and were surrounded on a small path on bridge, surrounded by all types of police and told to lie down and put our hands up. We complied and we were told if we did not stop moving we would be shot. We were breathing. The young brother lying on my feet as I was holding him was not able to control his breathing he said “I’m choking” the cop told him to stop or he would shoot him. I told him “try not to move, just lay still I got you.” The gun was at his chest. I looked at the cop and said “please, he is not doing anything” I tried to record but the cop had his finger on the trigger. I could feel Talib’s hand on my back and Jessica behind me. We laid there until one Black officer said “Let them go, we got who we wanted.” In all my life I have never been so terrified. The young brother Devin said thank you I think you saved my life. What is going down here in #ferguson in all my years of activism, organizing, I have never seen. This is a war zone, a military occupation and our children are the cannon fodder. P.S. The white boy who threw the water bottle a big fuck you, I am sure you were an agent provocateur. But for the police to act this way, they are itching to kill more of us. P.S. Women are also brutalized and terrorized by the police, at the end all of us are Black and Brown and animals to them.

Smh….

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me